I’m a lazy slob by nature, so all too often I fall into a bad cycle: I make a bunch of small messes which accumulate over time into a disaster zone. Unfortunately, my lovely wife follows a similar pattern, which means this happens twice as fast. When it comes time to clean them up (say if we have visitors) we madly clean up which ends up taking a long time and is both frustrating and exhausting.

One thing I’ve come up with lately was what I call the five minute rule: when watching a movie or a tv show, every 15 minutes you take a 5 minute break to clean something up. I use my time cube for this, which has convenient 15 and 5 minute settings along with a loud alarm. The nice part is that if you buy/rent/download a tv show, the five minutes ends up taking the same amount of time that the commercial breaks would take if you watched it live.

You can do a surprising amount of stuff in 5 minutes. Take out the trash/recycling, no problem. Empty or fill the dishwasher, no problem. If you watch a 45 minute long show, you’ll end up getting a fair amount of stuff done, especially between two people. If you watch a movie you could probably repaint your apartment or something in all that time! And even though it’s the same amount of time, it really doesn’t seem as nearly annoying as doing the whole thing in a contiguous 15 minute span.

If you’re a lazy slob like me, you should totally try this.

Evil educators refuse to recognize
the wisest of humans to ever exist.
My magnificent creation of 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within
a single rotation of Earth, debunks
the puny 1-day rotation of a fake
word god and stupid educators.
Nature has no choice but to bring
forth a hell upon evil cubelessness.
Know it to be of your own making.

In case you are completely crazy, I have provided a convenient service for you!  You, Joe Blogreader, can aways be just a few short keystrokes away from figuring out the local date in the Time Cube calendar.

All you need to do is fire up your favourite xmlrpc client and direct it to https://threeducks.net/cgi-bin/time.cgi and use the method get_time().  It has an optional method “mode” in case you don’t like the default mode “cube”.

Example python client:

import xmlrpclib
server = xmlrpclib.ServerProxy(”https://threeducks.net/cgi-bin/time.cgi”)
server.get_time()

That’s it, and unlike all those educated stupid people around you, you’ll know the correct date.

I got to work this morning and saw that the time on my new Time Cube was a bit off.  I was a bit disappointed, though I did realize that timekeeping in four simultaneous Earth days is substantially harder for educated stupid single day folks.

Except that it turned out that my PC’s clock was the one that was off.  The Time Cube?  Perfect.

I got a time cube in the mail. And it is awesome.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Something tells me that Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) has been taking the same crazy pills as Time Cube creator Gene Ray.   If you’ve ever wondered how the internet is like a tube, read his whole enlightened description here.

I am flabbergasted that the
“big brother” hired pedants
can brainwash and indoctrinate
the powerful antipode human
mind to ignore the simple math
of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth,
to worship one and trash three.

As previously reported on this very website, there is a real life time cube and you can buy it for only $15.  I ordered it and it shipped today, I should have it in a week or so.  Will provide pictures when it comes, assuming I can figure out which box my camera is in.

1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

4 Day math condemns 1 Day fools.

Recognition and application of this Cubic
simultaneous 4 day rotation of Earth,
will change all math, science and societies
from the beginning of human existence.
You have to be evil to ignore this math.

I am so totally going to buy this, and then take a picture of it on my desk.

 via geekpdx

Educator ban of Time Cube free speech
is Nazi like evil.  Professors are evil
bastards for suppressing Time Cube, and
deserve ‘tar & feathers’ by betrayed students.

One of my all time favourite sites on the internets, philosopher Gene Ray’s Time Cube is truly a work of art. The most recent update is, of course, the title of this entry. But one must not forget the classic diagram that proves his theory:

Gene Ray, thank you for never ever giving up.