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This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I watched golf on television on the weekend.  And… I actually kinda liked it.

My dad is a big golf fan (playing and watching) and I was up there for the weekend visting my folks… so when the golf was on I was watching too.  And as much as I make fun of how boring golf is, and how ridiculous the annoucers are, etc… it was pretty good especially at the finish.  Now, I’m not going to watch it every week, but I defnitely see the attraction.

Everywhere you read how awesome the game is, from the game review sites to the New York Times.  And they are right, it’s a very good game.

However, it’s not the best game evar.  In fact, while I admit I’m not fully complete yet I think it’s already safe to say that GTA:Vice City and GTA: San Andreas are actually more fun to play.

The biggest mistake Rockstar made was to make the driving more realistic.  Driving just about any car is a pain, with horrible acceleration and loose handling, it’s far too difficult to make controlled turns quickly.  And driving a bike (what was one of the best parts of the GTA experience) is now virtually impossible, because once you get up to speed you’re highly likely to hit a car or other obstacle that sends Niko hurtling through the air to his death.  Realistic sure, but lame!

My other complaint is that with this series they came “back to earth”, so to speak.  I’m probably in the minority but I played GTA:SA to completion and really enjoyed its far-out storyline, with planes and alien technology and multiple-city landscape.  The simpler one-city environment of Liberty City (while still quite large) feels constrained to me.

Don’t get me wrong… the city is incredible and breathtakingly beautiful.  And they’ve added lots of depth and richness to the environment and the story.  I love their in-game internet and television station and radio talk shows.  The plotline and missions are still pretty darn great — one cutscene in particular made me laugh until it hurt.

I am having a great time with the game, but I want more.  Bring on GTA4:Vice City! (or London, or whatever it will be) and make driving fun again!

Unboxing the PS3 is an… interesting… experience.  Scratch that, a better term would be frightening.

Where the Wii is all happy and friendly and small, the PS3 is giant and imposing and shiny and modern.   I think a vechicle-based analogy would be Vespa vs Tank.

I recall a few years ago laughing that the US gov’t were blocking exports of PS2s to certain countries because of features they could be used for arms.. seemed ridiculous at the time.  With the PS3 however, I’m kind of afraid if I hit the wrong button I’ll have started a game of Global Thermonuclear War.

The picture looks surprisingly nice on the RCA cables supplied… and when the HDMI cables arrive obviously it will be much better. Oh, and it will look even nicer when some games arrive.  :-)

coworker: my team is playing today
me: oh yeah, what team is that?
coworker: kansas state university, final four tonight
me: oh wow, Kansas has a university now?  how… progressive of them.

I’m sick and tired of hard drives failing on me.  Losing data hurts way too much for a guy like me, so I finally decided to stop half-assing it and spend some money to do things properly.

On Monday I ordered a two-bay drive enclosure, and two 1T drives.  I’m going to operate those in RAID mirror mode, so if either of them die I will still retain all of my precious data.

The Outback Steakhouse tonight had a coaster which read something like “we know 14 ways to cook a steak, teach us a new one”.

My idea: the steakerang.  Steak in the shape of a boomerang, thrown over a fire pit which then comes back to the cook.  I’d pay extra for that.

I love The Wire, HBO’s show about the drug scene in Baltimore. I refrain from calling it a tv show, because it’s nothing like television. It has nothing in common with television except that it’s shown there first. What it really is, is a televised novel written for the screen with unimaginable depth. It’s hard to explain, but the depth of the show is so staggering that one can scarcely understand it on first pass. Maybe the best way to look at it is that each season is like a well produced 12 hour long movie from a creator who truly loves his subject matter.

That subject matter is the streets of Baltimore, and the cops, dealers, citizens, politicians, and drug users who impact and are impacted upon by the streets. The main focus is with the police but it’s so unlike any filmed cop show I’ve seen that I can’t really compare it to any movie or tv depictions. Eventually you realize that the theme of the show is systemic organizational failure in various organizations — within the hierarchy of drug gangs, within the police stations, within the political structure, within the educational system.

The characters in this show, from the dealers to the cops, are so well written and acted that they seem beyond realistic. They seem real. When I watch this show too much, I feel like these are real people and I care about them way too much, as if what happens to them is happening to my friends and family. I start to think in their lingo, mentally replacing the n-word with “dude” (that works surprisingly well).

The fifth and final season is now airing on HBO… I’m still working my way through the fourth season (for the first time). If you are looking for a show, not just to watch, but to fall in love with… I can’t recommend The Wire in strong enough terms. Rent the first DVD, and watch it twice.

Not even one month into 2008, and I’ve already spent more money on music this year than in all of 2007.  The reason why?  Amazon MP3 store has reasonably priced music without the crappy apple or microsoft DRM — which means I actually own the copies instead of just leasing them.

I suppose I should also give credit to Megs and Dave who introduced me to some new awesome bands (new to me, that is) that I am quite enjoying such as  Ratatat and The Killers.

Now if only the tv/movie folks would get in line in this.  I’d definitely consider a set-top box that worked with amazon unbox or netflix downloads for a decent price, which I suspect may happen in the year, but that’s only because I can tolerate leasing video because of it’s shorter shelf life.

Years ago in university I had a full-credit course which was actually a glorified turn-based strategy game.  In this game, we grouped off into 6 teams of about 8 and we would have a week to determine the parameters of our next turn.  When the turns were all contributed, the professor would fire them into the server and determine how successful each team was.

The novel thing about the course (aside from the whole game=course concept) was that they had university alums acting as a Board of Directors, who our team would have to report to.  They would analyze our performance and question our decisions, and we’d have to defend them.  Our grade would be a combination of how the Board judged us, and on our actual performance in the game relative to the other teams.

Each team operated a factory making widgets, so the parameters we had control over were things like factory capacity, price, quality of source material, and so forth.  The one basic constraint was that you couldn’t drastically expand capacity from week to week, so you had to play a bit conservative or go broke.   My contribution to the team was a spreadsheet using a evolutionary algorithm to optimize our decisions based on an array of probable actions by our competitors.  So our success would depend on the technical terror I had constructed.

The first week turned out to be a huge success.  We utterly destroyed the competition, so severely that it was kind of embarrassing.  The other teams sucked really hard and made a bunch of dumb decisions.  So as a group we decided to play the next round more conservatively, because obviously the other teams could now see what we did and improve their standing.

They did not.  We increased our lead over the competition, even in our conservative state… but now we had to report to our Board.  Obviously our top position was good, but they were not impressed that we didn’t play our lead to the full advantage.  Which is all fine and dandy, so we played it less conservative the next rounds.

Each time we started a new round we figured that finally the other teams would figure out the game and start catching up.  I mean, it really wasn’t that hard to do.  Except each time they did not, and we steadily increased our lead to the point where by the last few rounds we were making the most expensive product on the market for among the lowest cost, and by far the most sales.

The widgets our team made were the stuff that suits dream about, a blessed love child of Apple, Google, and Nintendo.  We owned, and it was terribly funny trying to imagine what these other poor teams must have been going through.  Our board kept on prodding us to be more aggressive, and eventually we stopped worrying that the other teams were going to clue in.

However, the final glory was still to come.  Our final board meeting was up, and we had just finished a round of ultra-aggressive pricing and capacity and were now more successful than all of the other teams combined.  The board was going to love us, and we knew we were all getting an A.

I had one more ace up my sleeve for the Board though.  I calculated the P/E ratio of our competitors and how that related to market capitalization in the real world.  I found that the likely market cap of our competitors was less than the in-game cost of expanding our factories.  So to bypass the game’s constraint about adding capacity, I proposed to our board that the best course of action would be to purchase our competitors for their factory space.

The board ate it up like crack covered strawberries.  I ended up with an A+, by far the highest mark I ever received in any course.  And it was completely awesome.

I forgot to mention this here I think, but about a month ago I switched position at work from being a Database Developer to a DBA.  It’s a lot more responsibility, but also quite rewarding.  So far I’m enjoying it.

Yay me!

Today while watching a new episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent I saw the credits roll at the start of the episode.  When the guest starring splash said Amy Acker, I immediately predicted that she would be the guilty party even though her character hadn’t be shown yet — and wouldn’t end up being shown for a few minutes into the programme.

But of course, I was right.  My Law & Order foo is strong.

At work, the following was passed to the email list with a $5 starbucks card as prize for the first person to get it right. Finally a chance for me to use my finely-tuned puzzle solving skills to use besides in job interviews.
> Diophantus was an algebraist who lived in Alexandria in the third
> century AD. Most of what is known about his life comes from an
> epigram about him (which has been slightly simplified.)
>
> His boyhood lasted a sixth of his life.
> His beard grew after another twelfth.
> He married after a seventh more and his son was born nine years later.
> When he died, he had been a father for half of his life.
> How long did he live?

Answer follows:

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In Rainbows is completely fantastic.  Buy it now for the low-low price of whatever you feel like.  It’s worth at least that much, I promise.

I’m a lazy slob by nature, so all too often I fall into a bad cycle: I make a bunch of small messes which accumulate over time into a disaster zone. Unfortunately, my lovely wife follows a similar pattern, which means this happens twice as fast. When it comes time to clean them up (say if we have visitors) we madly clean up which ends up taking a long time and is both frustrating and exhausting.

One thing I’ve come up with lately was what I call the five minute rule: when watching a movie or a tv show, every 15 minutes you take a 5 minute break to clean something up. I use my time cube for this, which has convenient 15 and 5 minute settings along with a loud alarm. The nice part is that if you buy/rent/download a tv show, the five minutes ends up taking the same amount of time that the commercial breaks would take if you watched it live.

You can do a surprising amount of stuff in 5 minutes. Take out the trash/recycling, no problem. Empty or fill the dishwasher, no problem. If you watch a 45 minute long show, you’ll end up getting a fair amount of stuff done, especially between two people. If you watch a movie you could probably repaint your apartment or something in all that time! And even though it’s the same amount of time, it really doesn’t seem as nearly annoying as doing the whole thing in a contiguous 15 minute span.

If you’re a lazy slob like me, you should totally try this.

But I would buy the  DVD too.

But at least they spell “colour” right.

I can only imagine how this trial would go.

Plaintiff: … and that’s when he tricked me into putting my genitals into a mousetrap…
Judge: Wait, you did WHAT?
Plaintiff:  well, he promised me $10 and so I…
Judge:  Get the hell out of this courtroom.
Judge:  Now.

When the Dell/Ubuntu machines were announced, it was possible to extend the default warranty to 2-4 years as well as adding “CompleteCare” accidental breakage protection. These options have since been quietly removed from all Ubuntu systems though remain on the Vista ones.

I was going to buy one of these, but no longer.

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It really bothers me that I can’t figure out how to properly play the children’s game of Connect Four.  For some reason, I’ve never been able to grasp the strategy of it and consistently fail to spot the patterns which would enable me to both stop the opposing player and to make any serious play at success.

It’s not that I expect that I’m so smart that I ought to be superior at everything — even if I were mediocre I could accept that.  I am mediocre at the game of chess and I fully understand and accept my limitations in that arena. But Connect Four seems so damn simple, yet I’m unable to beat a computer player at anything beyond the simplest and easiest level.  It’s so frustrating, even when I concentrate and try to observe strategy in motion I keep being surprised and lose, from when I was a kid all the way up to today.

There seems to be something about the mechanism or patterns in the game which my apparently feeble brain is unable to grasp.  Oh well, at least it’s not anything important.

Yesterday, this delayed my ride home from work.  All of the buses I can take were re-routed around the scene, but thankfully the lovely wife directed me to a stop further along the line I could catch one at.

…when you disappointed that the book about zombies you bought isn’t as realistic as you’d hoped.

OH COME ON, HOW COULD ANYONE COVER UP A ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC?  I MEAN C’MON!

You think you’ve got problems?   Bah!  I’ve got a huge problem, at least an order of magnitude bigger than any other problem which has ever existed since the beginning of time.  Move over, African AIDS orphans, I’ll show you something to worry about!
I have a laptop at home, and it’s dying.  The LCD hinge is totally shot, so I have to prop it up with velcro in order to be able to see anything.  The sound doesn’t play at all because of motherboard damage, and the wireless PCMCIA card I use for networking is cracked (but still works most of the time).

Time for a new laptop then eh?  Except, I have a spiffy nice laptop from work.  It’s got piles of RAM, nice shiny wide screen and it generally works great (except for right now when it’s in repair).  I generally use this one at home as my primary laptop because, well, it functions better.

So I don’t really need a new laptop because I can use my work one.  The only case I’d need one would be if I get laid off — which I totally don’t expect but still that’s the only circumstance I’d really need a new laptop.  And if I would get laid off, that means that I can’t be spending money on a laptop because I don’t have a job and will need to conserve money for essentials while job hunting.
So realistically, there are no scenarios in which I should buy a new laptop, even though I need one.  Grumble.

Those “tag clouds” used by every “Web 2.0″ website are frigging annoying. Is a ranked list too logical and straightforward for people to use for 2.0 usage?

tag cloud annoying hatred stupid lame urge to kill

MOMMY WHY DO THE BAD MEN KEEP ON KILLING COLUMBIAN CLOWNS?

I had no idea my buddy Dave is writing a blog from his current outpost in Papua New Guinea.

Okay, I’ve now been tagged twice, so I cave in to peer pressure.
1) My childhood nickname was “Teaspoon”
2) I sponsored the creation of the Totem Mozilla plugin to allow Linux users to view embedded movies in their browser.
3) The first computer I owned (not including ones my parents owned) was an original Pentium with the infamous floating point bug.  I still have the chip.
4) I have never eaten a brussel sprout.
5) When in Japan I stayed in a capsule hotel.
BONUS) I didn’t really learn how to navigate my car using North/South/West/East directions until I played GTA:San Andreas.

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The next time the outside temperature equals my odometer will likely be if the sun suddenly goes supernova.  Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.
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Why do you have to make me feel so unspecial?  I came up with a perfectly awesome term all by my lonesome, “Superb Owl Party”, but then google informs me that over 30 people have already come up with it before.

I want to feel special again.  Frigging Al Gore.

Iaiaiaian just sent me a link to this totally awesome article!

I just finished watching a brilliant movie, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.  I stumbled upon it having never heard of it before in any capacity but I was quite pleasantly surprised by it.  Amazing acting (especially by Robert Downey Jr), clever dialogue, and a self-referential plot that keeps you guessing.

This is like the time when I played zoo tycoon and let the lions out in my zoo to eat all of the visitors. Except a million times better.

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Watching my 70+/80+ grandparents play wiibowling was nothing but spectacular. They were pretty skittish at first but got the hang of it really quickly, scoring as high as 130 on their first effort!

Other wii-related news:

  • My parents both love bowling. Surprisingly they don’t really like tennis but my dad also quite likes the golf game.
  • I turned pro in wiiboxing, woo! Nearly there in Tennis too.  The AI get really tough as your skill level increases!
  • Got Madden 07 Wii for xmas. Don’t usually like football games but this one is a blast! The controls were a bit too complex for my dad though so I had to play this one solo. After a few games I started to get the hang of the basics and really started to get into it.
  • I nearly got a great entry on wiihaveaproblem.com as my mother chucked her wiimote at their large hdtv lcd, but it bounced off with no apparent harm done.
  • My arms are really, really, really sore.

I just posted this from my Wii.

  • Playing Wii Sports, Excite Truck, Rayman Raving Rabbids
  • Work: exciting and frustrating at the same time
  • Attending my step-grandfather’s funeral
  • Sleeping in
  • Watching: Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Lucky Number Slevin, An Inconvenient Truth

Wii are doing just fine, now that wii are in from the cold after waiting outside of Target for 2 hours to get a Wii this morning.

I was #18 out of 42… if I had got there 30 minutes later I would have been too late.  But I wasn’t.

I have a Wii!

My friend johen said to me earlier that  Seattle cannot cope with 2 inches of snow.  I thought he was saying that with a bit of exaggeration, the way that people like myself say the same about Vancouver.

Except uh, I should have read that literally.  It took me over 1.5 hours to drive from my workplace to my apartment, a ride that normally takes all of 9 minutes.  I kept thinking that just up ahead there must have been an accident causing such a delay, but no.  No, it seems that if there is snow in the air it does not matter in Seattle.  Even if the roads are completely ice-free and give lots of traction even on an incline, traffic can still be 10x worse for absolutely no reason.

GAH!

Roads were clear and safe today.

I am currently stuck in a best western in Bellingham WA, as the I-5 is totally fracked up with snow.  It took me over four hours to get from my parents house in Abbotsford BC to here… a mere 40K but with massive border lineups and stop-n-go with snow meant that by the time it started getting dark we were not getting as far as we needed to.

I may even be stuck here another day.  :-(

One thing that I’ve always been a bit defensive about is the perception that Canada is really cold.  The stereotype of course is that in summer Americans show up at the Canadian border in parkas with skiis.  Of course the truth is somewhat less than that, though still even people as close as Seattle often seem to think that Vancouver is going to be remarkably colder than their own climate.

So it kind of knocks me down a peg or two when I bring the wife up for US Thanksgiving, and it snows.

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