Sun 3 Jun 2007
I can only imagine how this trial would go.
Plaintiff: … and that’s when he tricked me into putting my genitals into a mousetrap…
Judge: Wait, you did WHAT?
Plaintiff: well, he promised me $10 and so I…
Judge: Get the hell out of this courtroom.
Judge: Now.



June 3rd, 2007 at 11:16pm
He was actually promised $10 million. BBC wrote it as “$10m” which is confusing.
June 3rd, 2007 at 11:20pm
fluffy: jeez, I never saw that the first time. I think my initial reaction was to feel sympathetic pain so maybe I didn’t read it as closely as I should have.
June 4th, 2007 at 8:47am
I’ll give you $50 million to put your genitals in a mouse trap. I promise it’s really just a “stage” mouse trap.
June 4th, 2007 at 8:55am
Oh Snap!!!