I just had to…

1. I just read an article by some loser trying to sell people ideas on how to blog.
2. Todays tip is about getting a Wii.  I suggest getting to the store at 6:15a in the cold.
3. We’ve outlined many of these steps in red permanent marker, sorry about your car.
4. There are a lot of ways to query a database.
5. What I like about our industry is that we get free soda in the fridge.
6. Most of what Ive written hurts the brain.
7. For those who don’t know already, playing the Wii can make your arms very sore.
8. I’m thoroughly impressed with myself.
9. Do you really want to make a difference?  Because you can’t.
10. We have an exciting new announcement: I like cheese!
11. There are many proven and time-honored strategies, but a shot to the head is of course still the best.
12. Thought it would be fun to share, why are you arresting me?
13. An interesting thing happened recently, or so I assume.
14. The older I get the more I realize that time passes.
15. Sitting out here by the sea tac airport, I am waiting for Joh3n to arrive.
16. One of the best ways to write a blog entry is to make fun of others.
17. Ouch. Not really even a fight, more like a flight.
18. There’s a tremendous swell of interest in that giant meteorite coming to crush us all.
19. More often than not, you will not cut off your arm with a butter knife.
20. In case you missed it, I finally got a blog.  You’re reading it.
21. Have you ever tried to figure out why that guy tried to eat your brains?  You look pale.
22. Here is a different twist on the nipple.  Oops.
23. You’ve heard me say that I am not a fish.  In fact, I am not a fish.
24. It looks like there is no hope and we’re all going to die from ebola.
25. Knowing what it means to GeekPDX, I’m still going to make fun of him for not having a Wii.
26. One of the earliest lessons I learned about riding a bike is to not crash into a wall.
27. Entering the mind of a tadpole, I start wanting to swim and become a frog.  Weird eh?
28. Are you looking for a change?  Or just change, because I’ve got four quarters if you got a dollar.
29. Every so often, I talk with clients who would like to stop paying me money to shoot at them.