Skippy, Oh Skippy.
How you skip, how you skippy.

You had a balcony.
We had hamburgers,
which you made.
With your hands!

Skippy… Oh, Skippy.
How you skip… skip: so skippy.

You went to UBC.
Chilled with meg and me,
As it should be.

Skippy, skip of skippy,
Skip and me makes we.

You guessed and won a prize.
So wonderful are your eyes,
much more than other guys,
defeated all disguise.

Skipping not the skippy,
the skip of the USS Skip P.