I have a new cellphone number now, so if you want to know it you should totally ask me for (and include your own number) it and I will send you a hillarious text message in return. I already got my first text message from some random stranger to wants to “git with me” so it would be nice to have people I actually know send me creepy messages instead.

[UPDATE FOR PEOPLE LIKE JOHEN WHO CANNOT READ:]

Please include your phone number with your request, so I can re-add you to my phone!

[SECOND UPDATE SPECIFICALLY FOR JOHEN WHO REALLY CANNOT READ:]

Please include your phone number with your request, so I can re-add you to my phone!