Sun 25 Jun 2006
Right now we have no phone line service thanks to the good folks at Qwest. Thankfully our internets are still working, so it’s not an utter loss. Plus we have our cellphones… but still: Qwest, you suck.
"I am not, nor have I ever been, a fish."
June 25th, 2006 at 10:30pm
You should totally just use your cellphones for everything like I do.
June 26th, 2006 at 11:37am
Dear loyal customer,
We are sorry for the interruption in your service. At Qwest, we strive for 100% customer satisfaction and you can rest assured that our best technicians are looking into your problem right now.
Your insolent attitude and insults will not go unpunished. You have 24 hours to publish a retraction in a major newspaper or else your internet service will also fail. Future repairs to your service will be cancelled. PH34R QWEST!
If you have any future problems with your service, or are interested in adding any additional features to your service, please feel free to contact us at 1-800-555-QWEST. Thank you and have a wonderful day!
Cordially,
Quentin West
VP of Public Relations
June 26th, 2006 at 1:48pm
fluffy: the reason is that my lovely wife is a bit hard of hearing and dislikes the idea of using a cellphone as her primary phone. But we’ll see, she is less resistant to this idea now compared to how she used to be.
Quentin: hey, are you the same guy who makes those movings with all the killings? Ha ha, poor Marvin.
June 26th, 2006 at 7:02pm
Quentin, I’d like to point out that as a trusted Canadian personality, I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:29am
Mmmmm, sugar caves.