Wed 26 Apr 2006
i feel a little sick today
Posted by rt under Uncategorized[3] Comments
And that’s a GOOD thing. Because ever since last Friday, I’ve felt a lot more than a little sick. The short story is that I had a nasty little bout of gastroenteritis which in human terms means that I’ve had a pretty bad case of diarrhoea and vomiting — which as you can probably imagine has left me in bad mood. But I’m doing much better now, something I’m very grateful for. The following is what we in the Internet business call “too much information”, so for your own protection I’ve encrypted the rest of the text in unbreakable rot13 encryption. I don’t really want you to read it, I just felt the need to write it. Begin gobbletygook:
Jung, lbh qrpelcgrq guvf? Jung gur uryy vf jebat jvgu lbh? Nalubj, vg’f lbhe ybff, lbh fghcvq zbeba.
Lbh xabj jung ernyyl fhpxf? Qevaxvat n tnyyba bs tngbenqr naq nabgure tnyyba bs tvatre nyr naq bgure yvdhvqf ohg fgvyy abg crrvat ng nyy. Gung vf gb fnl, crrvat bhg bs gur bevsvpr vagraqrq sbe fhpu. Fvapr V pbhyqa’g xrrc sbbq qbja orpnhfr bs gur ibzvgvat V jnf bayl qevaxvat abg rngvat, fb zl objry zbirzragf pbafvfgrq fbyryl bs gur syhvqf V jnf pbafhzvat. V qryvpngryl qhoorq guvf cebprff “crrvat bhg zl ohz”, naq V qvq guvf rirel 20 zvahgrf be fb sbe nobhg guerr qnlf va n ebj. Vs lbh’er jbaqrevat ubj V fyrcg, lbh ernyyl fubhyqa’g or, orpnhfr ernyyl gur nafjre gb gung dhrfgvba vf zhpu jbefr guna lbh ernyyl jnag gb xabj.
Abg rngvat nalguvat sbe na ragver qnl nyfb unf gur pbairavrag fvqr rssrpg bs znxvat lbh ERNYYL SHPXVAT UHATEL, V unq gb gnxr vohcebsra ng erthyne vagreinyf whfg gb nibvq gur nffbpvngrq uhatre cnvaf. Lbh unir ab vqrn ubj terng vg srryf gb jnxr hc va gur zbeavat naq npghnyyl unir fbyvq cbbc. Gb crr bhg bs gur pbeerpg bevsvpr nsgre frireny qnlf bs abguvat vf yvxr n qernz. Jura lbh’ir orra srryvat nf onq nf V unir gur ynfg pbhcyr bs qnlf, gur yvggyr guvatf va yvsr nera’g whfg tbbq, gurl ner SHPXVAT VAPERQVOYL NJRFBZR.
Unfortunately my lovely wife also became sick, she was so confident in the superiority of her immune system that she even drank out of the same glass as I. In true fashion though, she is recovering much quicker than I did which is good, though it really sucked both being sick at the same time. You know how the old saying says that misery loves company? Well that’s utter BS, what misery really loves is having someone healthy around to take care of them. Trust me on that one.


April 26th, 2006 at 5:51pm
[comment censored by fascist administrator] Kvvrmt lfg nb yfn!
April 26th, 2006 at 9:12pm
True: my GI system is vastly superior to yours
True: my immune system is not
Also true: even the most fastidious microbiologists have enterococci all over their hands, so I would’ve gotten it eventually
Also also true: I did get pretty cocky, probably because you eat too many tater tots and give yourself GI trouble all the time.
April 28th, 2006 at 12:05pm
@RT: I’ve had the combo vomit+otherendvomit at the same time as well – not fun. And did you really need to specify that you used ROT13 encryption? Man, it was *so* obvious!
@RTsLovelyWife: there’s *nothing* wrong with eating Tater Tots all the time. Or… I don’t know, an entire 450g (that’s 1 lb to you) box of Ritz “real cheddar cheese” crackers at work one day (instead of lunch). You know, with 180% of my recommended daily fat intake, and 225% of my recommended sodium intake.
Damn, maybe I shouldn’t have done the math on that.